February 2012
Drinking so much soda lately :(
“Excuse me, how much are these?”
– Me at the 99ยข store
It’s weird how he calls me “handsome”.
I can’t listen to “Wouldn’t It be Nice” by the Beach Boys without thinking of severe head trauma and memory loss.
I really like that movie “50 First Dates”.
No one texts me anymore. Well, no one important anyway.
Tired. Fired. Uninspired.
my pants just ripped at the crotch. I’m no where near home. Slutty.
I have a terrible cocktail flu.
He needs to make a purchase while supplies last.
I’m just saying.
not even my birthday….
but im LICKINing the icing offf
pregaming at a quince LOL
clap clap.
I look shitty tonight. But its my friends birthday. Love her.
omg that Michael’s shameless
Anonymous asked: Too bad you're going to die before your nephew is born :/
